• 15:54 One more day at Kohl's til I have 2 days off. Holy shit, I'm tired. #
• 19:11 @onezenbullet My fat asshole of an uncle has one of those. #

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• 02:48 Awake for work on Black Friday and my dad has yet to go to bed. Almost didn't go to bed, but got a few hours of sleep. Nap this afternoon. #
• 02:57 Thanks for getting Fleetwood Mac stuck in my head, @LaPaperGirl #
• 12:11 @mcconnellbot Kohl's started adding xmas music at the beginning of the month and B&BW has been all xmas since the 2nd. Did you see my apron? #
• 12:22 Why do I have "My Sherona" stuck in my head? #
• 23:36 Survived double duty on Black Friday (or The Perfect Friday, according our B&BW). Beer with Sarah and Laura was de finitely a good idea. #

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• 10:29 I'm thinking bike ride today because not much is going on with my fam. In fact, I might bike to my aunt's since I don't trust the food here. #
• 10:38 It looks like it's going to be a very blustery day. Don't know if I can handle 20 mph winds. #

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• 21:18 @lunaroja I wish my family could do that. Nobody in this house can throw anything away. #
• 21:20 @simrob pic.gd/83b92b I biked 12.5 miles yesterday. And 11 on Monday. #
• 21:23 Something in Monday's Twitter summary on my blog has made the entire thing in italics. #
• 21:31 How is it that I took a nap and had 4 cups of coffee at knitting group and I'm sleepy? #

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• 00:03 Why didn't my DVR record the new episode of Degrassi on Friday?! And why aren't they reairing it?! Probably should go to bed soon. #
• 00:48 Remembered about 5 minutes ago that I promised to take out the garbage. Lights and TV off. Now I'm fairly wide awake again. And hungry. #
• 13:37 The only thing stopping me from going past the county line is that i have to turn around and come back. #
• 14:53 And of course 3 miles from home it starts misting. That's why I stop at the county line. #
• 17:37 Ugh. Battery died as i was turning into alison's complex. Waiting for the tow truck. Hoping i can still go to knitting group. #
• 17:46 Did i mention this is the 3rd week in a row we've had to reschedule due to unforeseen events? Death, kid had an accident, car trouble. Ugh. #
• 18:00 Tow truck driver, if you can't find my car, call me again. #
• 18:05 I knew the minute i pulled out my knitting he'd get here. #
• 18:23 At the closed auto shop with no sign of my dad and he doesn't have a cell. Lovely. #
• 19:42 He's here finally. He might be able to fix it himself and get me home. Might consider getting a cell too... #
• 21:20 Home, finally. Car is in Gurnee. Something abt the water pump or something. dont ask me. I was the idiot who unknowingly killed the battery. #
• 21:36 I have to get up at 5. After this evening's fun events, I think I'm going to veg out and go to bed. #

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nov. 24: how far, how fast, how long

today's ride included a trip to joann's.

total distance: 12.5 miles
average speed: 10.3 mph
maximum speed: 17.1 mph
trip time: 1 hour, 13 minutes

• 08:53 I got asked to do a charity photo gig and they decided to double my asking price. Sweet! #
• 09:28 Had to get up early to call in for work at 9 and give myself time to get ready for work at 10. Off for the day. Bad TV in bed, perhaps sleep #
• 12:29 Fixed my bike speedometer with a little folded up piece of a notecard. Finally going for a bike ride. #
• 14:09 @donttrythis Well, the Fleetwood Mac song says, "You can be my Silver Spring." #
• 14:10 If I don't go take a shower right after my bike ride, I get distracted and no longer feeling the nee d for a shower. Ew, my hair looks gross. #
• 19:03 I'm so making some of these. If I have to wear neon green plaid apron, I might as well have cute accessories. bit.ly/1FW1XB #
• 20:10 Do I go to Joann's tonight or do I bike over there tomorrow afternoon? Current temp 41º. Not worth going out in the cold now that I'm cozy. #
• 20:47 The washer just danced across the floor. Out of balance, perhaps? #
• 22:44 @onezenbullet: bit.ly/7uQC6t #
• 22:46 Super closeted jocks trying to bang chicks to stay in the closet and LARPing. Degrassi, you never disappoint. #
• 22:48 And even bad quality videos of Tilly and the Wall make me want to see them live again. The only time I dance while sober or not at B&BW. #

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nov. 23: the return of how far, how fast, how long

i shoved a piece of a note card on top of the battery on my speedometer. the problem was when i turned it over, the battery would lose contact with the unit. all fixed now!

total distance: 11 miles
average speed: 10.4 mph
maximum speed: 16.8 mph
trip time: 1 hour, 3 minutes

• 07:28 @bilald The one and only time I did a power hour I puked in the elevator of my building. Never again. #
• 07:33 The extra 15 mins of sleep I gave myself doesn't feel as good as it would have if I had set my alarm for the right time and then added 15 #
• 16:23 Holy crap, I'm a dork. Just called Caribou in Racine to see if there were the gals were still knitting up there. Looks like I missed them. #
• 16:30 @hansonmusic - I saw a car on my way home with the license plate "MMMBOP 1." I tried to take a pic but I was driving and they switched lanes #

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